they’re gonna do the first date thing and john’s gonna knock on his own front door with a bouquet of flowers and sherlock will be like “come in. my flatmate’s out all night” and john will be like “he must be great tell me about him” with a smirk and sherlock will ramble on about how amazing and handsome he is and even tho it’s fake john will accidentally get jealous of himself
My body, immediately upon waking up at 3AM: i’d sure love a nice cold water. Cause I’d loOove a nice cold water. Ice. Cold. Water. Hey Teens do you want. Freshy? Water. Water! Ngh. TEENS i’d love a nice col- ok- hEy teens here’s- YEAH!!!!!!! WATER!!!!!!!!!!!
Arms Outstretched and Merle being able to cast Planar Ally while being cut off from Pan
Doylist explanation: Griffin let Clint do it cause it’s cool
Watsonian explanation: Merle’s magic as a cleric is powered by faith, and, without his SC memories, this is the most faith Merle has ever had in people, both in his family to come back and in himself to bring them home