voxiferous:

grumpsaesthetics:

grumpsaesthetics:

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

and so it begins..

i was not fucking ready for this photograph

kabimode:

karazrel:

hozier is literally the only valid man

A trip through the wayback machine to 3/9/19 confirms that he did change it just because of this tweet (previous text was STORE)

keysmashingbicth:

weepingwitch:

snout:

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

my cells govern themselves, I’m mostly just a figurehead

my body is a constitutional monarchy and i am its powerless queen

karentargaryen-mormont:

“Put ‘honey’ when you write— Darling, please go on loving me— I am so miserable—Don’t forget me.”

— Vita Sackville-West, in a letter to Virginia Woolf, 28 January 1927 (via dearestvita)

fleamontpotter:

Why every single emotion and outburst Harry James Potter had during Order Of The Phoenix was justified: A 400 page essay by me

pemils:

I don’t know about the rest of you, but there were only TWO scenes in the entirety of 358/2 Days that I really wanted to see in full blown HD and that was this one

and this one

and I didn’t get either of them I’m so freakin disappointed

rinokumuraegin:

LET ME FACE

LET ME FACE

LET ME FACE

MY FEARS

seasaltxiion:

Watching the Sea Salt Trio/ Wayfinder Trio finally reunite and hug after being apart for so long and you feel relief after 13 years

interstellarvagabond:

Axel: I’ve only had Roxas and Xion for 358/2 days but if anything ever happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself

i-dragonqueen:

Me, at my character whom I created, whose dialogues I write, whose actions I decide, whose development and personality are completely under my control: Why are you such a bitch